1. Farting
Everyone cuts one whenever they believe they’re alone.
2. Walking around in your underwear
Once you’re home alone, you turn to a victoria secret model. You start to strut your stuff in your underwear.
3. Singing like you’re performing at a concert
When your favourite song starts to play on TV and you’re alone so you give a concert like:
4. Stalking your crush or ex on social media
You will just be watching your crush like:
5. Talking to yourself when you’re bored
We all do it. Don’t lie.You will just be watching your crush like:
6. Admiring yourself in the mirror like
You will just be watching your crush like:
7. Eating everything in sight
Well there is no one to judge you or call you glutton so you eat like:
8. You M *asturbate
There is no other better time to do this right?
Pick boogers From nose and flick them onto walls across the room.
This has become a game to see just how far I can get one to go. I don’t want to brag, but 10 feet is child’s play to me.
Take shame.lessly long showers while singing.
Normally ladies are very environmentally conscious, but sometimes this is necessary. And sometimes it’s also necessary to pee while showering because you don’t want to get the toilet seat all wet and you really have to go. Wow, it feels so good to finally say it out loud.
Do anything you can think of n@.ked.
The more mundane the better. Some ideas to get you started: making coffee, cleaning out the cat box, paying bills, vacuuming, hanging curtains.
Perfect every dance sequence from Shoki To Azonto
If you have pets, they can act as your audience so you can feel like you’re giving back to the community.
Attempt yoga moves you were always afraid to try in class.
And end up concussed, on fire, in an upside down pretzel, or all of the above.
Go days without showering, then scratch your scalp viciously and watch it snow.
This one is the perfect combination of awesome of gross, I just can’t get enough of it.
Clean stup!dly. Like with tissues instead of sponges.
Takes way longer, but the sponges are SO FAR AWAY.
Eat anything in excess that would normally make you ill, and just ride the wave.
For me it’s cheese. I’ll just get a wedge of triple creme, a giant baguette, and take them down. Then wait a few hours and own the bathroom.
Never close the door when using the bathroom no matter what you’re doing.
If you have cats, they’ve seen it all before, and they don’t care, in fact they won’t admit it, but they like to watch.
Don’t brush your teeth for three days.
Cause you ran out of toothpaste, and it’s his turn to buy. Who are we if we don’t stick to our principles?
Eat everything you can out of jars with your fingers instead of using spoons.
But don’t forget which finger you used to fling your nose booger…Oh NO!!
