1.You Are too drunk
You’re too drunk to take the subway home… you should just stay over.” (As you innocently hide his wallet so he can’t grab a cab either. No. I’ve never done this. I swear.)
2. AM AFRAID
“I feel really uncomfortable walking home by myself? Walk me home, please?”
3. I LOVE YOU
“I am deeply in love with you, and hoping we will reconcile in the afterglow of this s*xual encounter.”
4. I NO LONGER LOVE YOU
“I’m totally over you now, so it’s absolutely fine if we have S *x.”
5. LETS CUDDLE
“Come over and we’ll just cuddle. Adults can just cuddle and it won’t go any further.”
